John H Maloney
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Frequently Asked Questions
1.Why is the sky blue?
Click here.
2.Where do babies come from?
Ask your parents.
3.Where am I?
4.Who are you?
Wouldn't you like to know.
5.Say What?
Huh?
6.Huh?
Say what?
7.Why?
Because.
8.Why me?
No reason.
9.Are we there yet?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10.Can I quote you on that?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11.Where the BLEEEEEP are my keys?
Did you look under the couch?
12.What the...?
I have no idea.
13.Who's your daddy?
Just what kind of a site do you think this is?
14.Just what are you implying?
I think you know.
15.You gonna eat that?
Not anymore.